10/14/2006

Christian Hookup lines :)

These are so pathetic that they make me wanna cry.

Nice bible, wanna share it with me?
I would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
God told me to come talk to you.
I know a church where we could go and talk.
How about a hug, sister/brother?
Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
I am here for you.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

Pic of the day:

I love me some Grandma Linda! Not only is she the coolest
Grandma ever, she's one of the coolest best friends eva!

Lora. Jayne at 12:21 PM

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at Saturday, October 14, 2006 Herohtar said...: Wow... the Ecc 4:11 one is just wrong...
at Sunday, October 15, 2006 Lora. Jayne said...: It is? Yikes, I didn't know...I don't even know what the Ecc 4:11 verse is...Should I take it off?
at Sunday, October 15, 2006 Lora. Jayne said...: Haha, wow...That IS really bad, thanks for letting me know, I am definatley taking that one off..
at Tuesday, October 17, 2006 Anonymous said...: thoos r pretty awesome!

love u lor!
at Tuesday, October 17, 2006 Anonymous said...: thoos r pretty awesome!

love u lor!
at Wednesday, October 18, 2006 Anonymous said...: Heh, thoose are all pretty neat.

You planning on using them on some guy soon?

Just kidding,

Love you sis, hope you're doing better.
at Wednesday, October 18, 2006 Anonymous said...: You could make another one about greeting one another with a holy kiss....
i'm anonymous
~katie
at Friday, October 20, 2006 Lora. Jayne said...: Haha, I love you Katie Hill, you and your family are amazing.
at Tuesday, October 24, 2006 Anonymous said...: those r pretty cool!

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About Me:
Who am I?
Well that's a good question that I haven't fully discovered yet. I am whoever God wants me to be. The problem is, I don't know who that is just yet. As for a shallow summary of me I can tell you this of myself, but it's the heart of a person that really matters. I love the scent of coffee & the sound of rain pelting upon the ground. I love a warm smile & the paintings within a museum. I love art & writing & express myself often within these two beautifully created works. I love love & I love loving anyone I can. However you may describe me, I am always simply me.